• Do not lift a box like this or you will go to PRISON III.
  • Samuel has arranged quite a juxtaposition for us.
  • Lemur + Zebra =~ Libra, as in October.
  • Do not ask of me my star sign; ask instead about phallic chirality.
  • spinning
  • Buddy, you need to keep an eye on that acceleration vector.
  • Hey jerk, what's with all the changing acceleration?
  • Are you some kind of acceleration accelerationist?
  • I would make my bed were it not for the literal global pandemic.
  • "That's not a sidewalk", spake the bearded chud cop.
  • Maybe I'll make a series of pseudorandom turns, distributed uniformly on a sphere centered at your pancreas chakra. There are actually hundreds of chakras (as many as you want).
  • Do not ask of me my star sign; ask instead on which side of the bistable percept I fall wwhen my adrenaline is elevated.
  • it makes the hair on my neck stand up.
  • No, no one is forcing you, it's a matter of bettering yourself.
  • Buttering up with at least three coats of that damned rich lipid and taking to the slopes. Good thing all potential avalanches have already been triggered.
  • I am jolted awake repeatedly by the sensation of slipping on ice.
  • I just coughed up $4,000 for a semester of digital lamentation, and I'm having trouble getting started. The brain juices are just not flowing. Narry a drop.
  • I didn't actually want you to make me coffee, I was just being racist. I was Gust—being racist. I was a guest, being racist.
  • All of the REAL racists have retreated to Arkansas at this point.